1. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
2. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
3. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
5. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
6. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
7. Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
8. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
9. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
10. Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
11. I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
12. Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
13. People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?
14. (As you walk by the person you’re attracted to, turn around and say) Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No.) No? Damn!
15. Was your dad a baker? You’ve got a nice set of buns.
16. Are you going to ask me out? Or, do I have to lie to my diary?
17. are your parents retards?cause u sure are special
18. how heavy is a Polar bear, heavy enough to break the ice, hi im (instert name here)Is there a ninja in your pants?
19. cause YOUR *** IS KICKIN!I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
20. Now **** me if I'm wrong, but is your name chuck?
21. The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty
22. Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
23. hey come here" *with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you*Girl comes over."If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand.
24. Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heavan
25. Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
26. "I'm your uncle Jon. Your daddy told me to give you a ride home."
27. That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I'd be coming too.
28. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
29. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
30. Baicarumba...are those real?
31. Be unique and different, just say yes.
32. Can I flirt with you?
33. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
34. Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
35. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
36. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

HILARIOUS STUFFS!