Here's 10 easy steps for you to become a total bitch!
IT'S just so EASY!!!
- make sure you have at least two scandals with two seperate guys
- practice rolling your eyes infront of the mirror everyday until you are able to get on the nerves of all your family members
- bribe at least three total retards that have nice assets and make sure they are around you 24/7
- make sure you have enough money stored in your account for those IT bags, shoes and clothes
- buy lingerie that are so bright and laced that it could be seen from your XXXS shirt
- find a boyfriend that is really hot, popular and stupid
- practice your walk; where the butt swings so hard that it's a compass itself
- find a target for your gossips and change your victim every two weeks
- practice your whining until it turns guys on and turns girls off
- create a fan-base for yourself that consist of guys that will most likely live with their parents forever
There you have it. You're a total bitch! Congratulations!! Do remember not to have too many sex tapes on the internet cause you're aiming to be a bitch not a slut, they are two different things. If you hear someone calling you a bitch-face, you are almost there.