Sherri

土曜日, 5月 23, 2009
Here's 10 easy steps for you to become a total bitch!
IT'S just so EASY!!!
  1. make sure you have at least two scandals with two seperate guys
  2. practice rolling your eyes infront of the mirror everyday until you are able to get on the nerves of all your family members
  3. bribe at least three total retards that have nice assets and make sure they are around you 24/7
  4. make sure you have enough money stored in your account for those IT bags, shoes and clothes
  5. buy lingerie that are so bright and laced that it could be seen from your XXXS shirt
  6. find a boyfriend that is really hot, popular and stupid
  7. practice your walk; where the butt swings so hard that it's a compass itself
  8. find a target for your gossips and change your victim every two weeks
  9. practice your whining until it turns guys on and turns girls off
  10. create a fan-base for yourself that consist of guys that will most likely live with their parents forever

There you have it. You're a total bitch! Congratulations!! Do remember not to have too many sex tapes on the internet cause you're aiming to be a bitch not a slut, they are two different things. If you hear someone calling you a bitch-face, you are almost there.


~"Sherri"~ posted at 7:12 午前




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